Merch for people with extremely specific hobbies.
You name your sourdough starter. You alphabetize your server rack. You own a UV flashlight for rocks. We see you.
I Self-Host, Therefore I Am — Homelab Vinyl Sticker
$4.95
Home Is Where the Rack Is — Server Rack Sticker
$4.95
Uptime Is a Personality Trait — Sysadmin Sticker
$4.95
There Is No Cloud, Just My Basement — Self-Hosting Sticker
$4.95
It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Redundant — Homelab Sticker
$4.95
Feed Me or I Die Mug — Funny Sourdough Starter Gift
$18.95
Starter Parent Club Mug — Sourdough Baker Club Gift
$18.95
Emotional Support Starter Mug — Cozy Gift for Bread Bakers
$19.95
Don’t Get Me Started Mug — Retro Sourdough Humor Gift
$18.95
Ask Me About My Starter Mug — Funny Sourdough Baker Gift
$18.95